Tynk sets the new world record for wanking non stop. She even made
the Guiness Book of World Records.Congratuations to Tynk........aka
kelly .....aka tynk7@aol.com

When interviewed after this super human feat all Tynk could muster is
more KY more KY gotta have more KY. Tynk was cheered on in the stands
by her hubby and two kids. Coincidently her momma was next to her also
competing for the title, and she came in third place.

Gill Passman of ther UK wanted to attend and enter this competition,
but she had been relegated moderator duties in the pond group to
perform. Evidently she got caught with her hands around her dick
wanking while watching the competition on BBS, because the group was
inundated with a flood.........Gill Passman could not be reached for
comment.

Meanwhile Tynks mother was found to be hunching folks legs that
attended the competition in an attempt to gain more public support for
her chick with a dick Tynk.................but all it got her was a
$100 fine for not having a rabies shot.

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